CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
by Guest Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:20 pm
Chuck Norris: sleeps with a nightlight not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him...
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
by Guest Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:00 pm
Umm... thats not that funny.. Lol. Okay. I guess a little. Haha.
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
by Guest Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:47 am
when chuck norris goes to beach chuck norris doesnt get wet...wet gets chuck norris
chuck norris is so tough his tears are the cure for cancer
chuck norris is so tough his tears are the cure for cancer
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
by Guest Sat Jul 31, 2010 1:09 pm
When Chuck Norris walks into KFC and asks for a Big Mac you better get him one b4 he roundhouse kicks you!
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
by Guest Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:11 pm
chuck norris is so tough that under his beard isnt a chin its another fist
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Re: CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
by Guest Mon Aug 09, 2010 9:55 pm
Kids wear superman pajamas... But superman wears chuck Norris pajamas.
If you spell chuck Norris wrong on google, it won't say " did you mean...?" it will say " you better run!!"
chuck Norris uses pepper spray for eye drops.
Chuck norris doesn't mow the lawn. He sits outside, daring it to grow.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death is too scared to tell him.
If you spell chuck Norris wrong on google, it won't say " did you mean...?" it will say " you better run!!"
chuck Norris uses pepper spray for eye drops.
Chuck norris doesn't mow the lawn. He sits outside, daring it to grow.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death is too scared to tell him.
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